taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.

basically it was like this but less funny

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

basically it was like this but less funny

ha ha! nothing like an emotional breakdown at work in front of your boss to make you seem like a reliable employee.  ha ha!

proper-superhero-shit:

spacetwinks:

greatmoustachesploosh:

hoenn:

STORM #1
MARVEL COMICS
(W) Greg Pak (A/CA) Victor Ibanez
CLASSIFIED

(from July Marvel Solicits)

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GREG PAK TOO 

HOLD ME SOMEBODY HOLD ME

whhhhhhhhhUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I told yall she the BADDEST BITCH THUS FARimage

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Alexander Hamilton: You fire the killing thing into the air - shooting the bullet without giving it the power to do its killing. It's a metaphor.
shitroughdrafts:

10 Things I Hate About You,direct by Gil Junger. 1999.
Order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

shitroughdrafts:

10 Things I Hate About You,direct by Gil Junger. 1999.

Order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

qunerdi:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

"even plain janes and butterfaces feel entitled to slick-talking alpha male”

what a nice guy why ever should I not give someone like him a chance?????

So, I’ve been in a mood to fight all day, and in a good way, I thought? Like, a healthy, yell at each other then be ok way.  SO, I brought something up that’s been bothering me for a little while in my relationshipped personhood, and I did a long thing, and basically my other relationshipped person was like “ok, yes, i understand, we will do this” and that’s not what I wanted at all.  I just want to be angry and fight.  And this is not good because it leads me to think pretty hurtful things, like, more hurtful than is necessary in a healthy fight, and whatever.  So, about no particular people, but actually yes some people,

-It is horrifying to me how little you care about other humans

-I don’t want to live in the ass-end of nowhere forever.

-get rid of it.  

-like, you could find a single thing wrong with me to fight about.  

-friends is cheering me up, and i’m MAD ABOUT THAT TOO.  

thatfunnygirllauren:

#Lychee Martini. If bubble tea and straight vodka had a baby

Yummmm

thatfunnygirllauren:

#Lychee Martini. If bubble tea and straight vodka had a baby

Yummmm

IDK how to Tumbl

julialinf:

For @helenosaurus I don’t want to reblog that (CUTE) animal thing and have it all over everywhere, so I will just add:

NOW IT IS TIME FOR US TO DELIBERATE.

+ you had some tag a while ago about my future children and I’m like uh what about YOUR future children because they are just about as real as mine, so there etc.

idk.  idk how to do anything.  i do remember the future children thing! It was two sleek birds with a floofy baby bird. So I like to imagine your (not real, maybe future but MAYBE NOT BECAUSE that is your choice) baby with le monsieur being floofy while you are cool and elegant LIKE ALWAYS.  

The puppies thing was from animalstalkinginallcaps, a legit tumblr site, you might enjoy, there are some gems.  

shoomlah:

do you wanna draw a princeeeesssss

ERMERGERH

shoomlah:

do you wanna draw a princeeeesssss

ERMERGERH