Got my nails did by a friend, I love them! Especially mustachioed  Iron Man. “Hon Hon Hon, je suis l’homme de fer!”

sheepy-doodle:
dullahaning:

frostmantle:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

the number of bird puns in this comment is physically painful

I admit, it’s got my feathers ruffled.

dullahaning:

frostmantle:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

the number of bird puns in this comment is physically painful

I admit, it’s got my feathers ruffled.

helenosaurus:

Has anybody made this joke before? I hope not because I just said MARK FLUFFALO in a joke to my friend and I love myself

and then the-one-with-the-red-door said

Mark Fluffalo the Ruffled Buffalo

and now I would like a picture of that by anyone, plz.  Also I would like to know how all you fancy youths respond to comments properly.

Has anybody made this joke before? I hope not because I just said MARK FLUFFALO in a joke to my friend and I love myself

superwholocktrekhead:

constable-connor:

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

My dog gets embarrassed when we catch him with his entire back foot in his mouth.

GRRR GRRR- oh hi uh I’m gonna go save Timmy from the well now

Collies! Noblest of dogs.  

superwholocktrekhead:

constable-connor:

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

My dog gets embarrassed when we catch him with his entire back foot in his mouth.

GRRR GRRR- oh hi uh I’m gonna go save Timmy from the well now

Collies! Noblest of dogs.  

Favourite People: Steve Buscemi
↳ "When I get cast, I always flip to the end of the script to see if my character gets beaten up or killed."

Tonight at work I made this guy and his lady companion two drinks, I handed them off with a smile, they walked out, and the guy walked back to the entrance to the building, threw his drink on the ground right at the doorway, and walked away.  

So, tonight’s lesson is called:  Use Your Words

Upset that something didn’t go your way? Use Your Words

Do you have a complaint that could easily be addressed? Use Your Words

Need help/directions? Use Your Words

The cool thing about humans is that billions of years of evolution have lead to the creation of hundreds of amazing languages which can be used to speak with or write to one another. “Actions speak louder than words” is not a phrase up for dispute in this case, but my respect for a person who can use words for clear concise communication is way higher than for a person who feels the need to add a degrading job onto the regular duties of a minimum-wage barista.  

So, one more time with feeling, 

Use Your Words

retrocampaigns:

Margaret Chase Smith of Maine, for many years the longest-serving female Senator in US history, was also the first woman to serve in both the House and the Senate, as well as the first woman to be placed into nomination at a major party presidential convention (the 1964 Republican Party convention in San Francisco).

In 1950, in response to the tactics used by Senator Joseph McCarthy and the House Un-American Activities Committee to root out Communists and Communist sympathizers, Chase delivered a statement referred to as a Declaration of Conscience:

“Those of us who shout the loudest about Americanism in making character assassinations are all too frequently those who, by our own words and acts, ignore some of the basic principles of Americanism —

The right to criticize;
The right to hold unpopular beliefs;
The right to protest;
The right of independent thought.


The Democratic administration has greatly lost the confidence of the American people by its complacency to the threat of communism and the leak of vital secrets to Russia through key officials of the Democratic administration. There are enough proved cases to make this point without diluting our criticism with unproved charges.

Surely these are sufficient reasons to make it clear to the American people that it is time for a change and that a Republican victory is necessary to the security of this country. Surely it is clear that this nation will continue to suffer as long as it is governed by the present ineffective Democratic Administration.

Yet to displace it with a Republican regime embracing a philosophy that lacks political integrity or intellectual honesty would prove equally disastrous to this nation. The nation sorely needs a Republican victory. But I don’t want to see the Republican Party ride to political victory on the Four Horsemen of Calumny — Fear, Ignorance, Bigotry and Smear.

I doubt if the Republican Party could — simply because I don’t believe the American people will uphold any political party that puts political exploitation above national interest.”

Fuck the king

Fuck the king